Excuses for Sleeping in Church

Thanks to fellow Lutheran Blogger, Rev. Thomas Chryst, for the following humor:
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Good Excuses for Sleeping in Church (depending on the church)The folks at Wittenburg Door have been keeping track:

  • Good thing I’m a contemplative!
  • Whoa! The Third Heaven is so cool. There’s—whoops, sorry. They told me not to tell.
  • Isn’t this the healing service for narcolepsy?
  • I was testing to see if my new Bible cover is, uh, waterproof.
  • The church espresso machine is on the blink.
  • I wasn’t really asleep—just blinded by the pastor’s forehead.
  • I was entering into the Sabbath Rest.
  • Well, excuse me for staying up all night Saturday in prayer.
  • I was getting in touch with my inner Bible study.
  • I always snore when I’m slain in the Spirit.
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